Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You ate ashes out of my bong
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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