please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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