That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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