this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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