4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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