Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
