Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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