didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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