After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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