am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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