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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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