this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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