Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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