it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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