marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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