i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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