yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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