If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm at about main and main street
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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