Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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