so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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