I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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