YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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