No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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