If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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