Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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