Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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