Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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