Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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