butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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