have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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