so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
