I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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