I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i think my cat just said my name.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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