it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
