There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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