i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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