How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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