Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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