I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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