what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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