R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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