people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
two words...techno handjob
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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