Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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