thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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