her vagine was all disorganized.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
