i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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