problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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