Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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