why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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