About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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