how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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