I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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