But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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