Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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