I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
